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Movie Reviews: Identity Thief, Side Effects, Stand Up Guys and More

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Identity Thief

Mark Glass, Patch blogger: * This lame-brained comedy might actually be funnier that this rating indicates, though wasting gifted actors like Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy calls for consequences. Identity theft is a serious problem. That doesn’t preclude milking laughs from a hyperbolized example, but the script has to serve the cast and concept far better than this one does.

Bateman plays a corporate financial drone with a lovely family and nice little life in Denver. McCarthy not only runs up huge bills and a DUI under his name in Florida, but does so just when he’s starting a great new job that will vanish within a week if he can’t clear the record first.

Jason heads to the Sunshine State, desperately hoping she’ll ‘fess up to his boss and save his career. He discovers he’s been victimized by a woman who is part criminal and part kook. 

Despite his record of helming episodes of many worthy sitcoms, director Seth Gordon appears overmatched by the scale of a film production with multiple locations (including, alas, our own fair city). The movie is too long and too silly to work. McCarthy’s character is so ill-defined that when the action shifts to the script’s inevitable warm fuzzy bits, nothing resonates. Big disappointment. Full Review

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Stand Up Guys

Mark Glass, Patch blogger: **½ It’s almost always a treat to watch old pros play to their strength in familiar waters. This crime drama with generous doses of humor and sentimentality serves up Christopher Walken, Al Pacino and Alan Arkin in one last walk on the wild side. Pacino is fresh out of jail after 28 years for a robbery that went bad; partnerWalken kept in touch, and greets him at the gates. Arkin was their wheel man, now in a nursing home from end-stage emphysema, making one of the geezers a wheezer, too.

These guys were small timers, with little to show for their careers. Even worse, the Big Boss expects Walken to whack Pacino, because one of Al’s bullets killed the guy’s son in the battle that sent Al up the river. No credit for his long silence that kept the rest of them out of prison. The film covers a long day and night that may, or may not, be Al’s last. That’s time enough for  some hookers, boozing, burglary and bloodshed, along with covering a subplot, or two.

Walken and Pacino are the tough guys, with Arkin adding a different skill set to their criminal capabilities. They could have called the film Two and a Half Thugs. Whatever the premise, the trio sells the product nicely, and should please their legions of fans, as the actors and their characters live up to the title. Full Review

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Side Effects

From the Arizona Republic: "Ultimately, think of the movie as a puzzle box in which all the pieces fit together wonderfully well. Once you step back and take a look at how it’s all put together, you have to marvel at how cleverly constructed the whole thing is." Full Review

 

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MuzzledRooster May 11, 2013 at 01:03 pm
In my opinion the victims are not to blame for the crimes committed against them. However, commonRead More sense dictates that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Lock your car doors, do not leave valuables in plain sight, don't leave the ground floor windows on your home open when you're away, wear a seatbelt. Duh! There's no shortage of scumbags ready and willing to take advantage of you. Don't make it easy for them.
trail gal May 12, 2013 at 03:28 am
Maybe the person has nothing worth stealing in the car and has a gun to protect the home? So, whenRead More the person walks into that house, are you going to blame the homeowner for "entrapment"? ROTFLOL Maybe the person is like MY home, with 3 dogs over 130# that will literally tear an intruder to shreds...Can't wait to see the person's face when they come eye level with the 160# sleeping on the landing....Oh wait...Or will my dogs then be charged as "vicious" and killed because they accomplished their jobs LOL Wake up! It's time for REAL personal responsibility. NOBODY has the right to enter ANY other person's property without an invitation, locked or unlocked. The old saying, "If it's not yours, don't touch it" still applies.
Rockwood 25 May 12, 2013 at 02:16 pm
Agreed. Just because a thief or vandal else clearly does wrong, does not mean the victim isRead More necessarily "right" or blameless. It also doesn't mean they have equal blame or most of it. Such black and white thinking on this board. Sometimes victims couldn't have done anything better. Sometimes we can all learn something from the situation...like locking things up and keeping valuables out of sight.
Claudia Boliba April 21, 2013 at 05:51 pm
Today I would like to reflect on all the bright lights of Boston . The ones who comforted ,caressedRead More and carried others to safety. The ones who opened up their arms, their houses, their hearts to others. The ones who crossed the line in amazing times and the hundreds with amazing grace. The two young women who lit up their families lives with dreams for the future and one bright young man with wisdom beyond his years, "No more hurting people. Peace." They will shine forever in the hearts of Bostonians, Americans, and all human beings!
Sister Carol Boschert April 21, 2013 at 07:14 pm
Thanks to all of you who reached out to help the afflicted and calmed them by your presence. YouRead More all were certainly acting as Good Shepherds.
Sam Sanders April 22, 2013 at 11:45 am
Thanks to all those in Texas, Massachusetts & elsewhere who keep us safe, try to keep us safe,Read More & help to fix the problems when those who seek to hurt get through the cracks.